If you eat, you’re fat. If you don’t eat, you’re a freak, If you drink, you’re an alcoholic. If you don’t drink, you’re a square. If you read, you’re a nerd. If you don’t read, you’re stupid. If you tell a secret, you’re an attention seeker. If you don’t tell secrets, you’re still an attention seeker. If you allow someone in, you’re easy. If you don’t, you’re uptight. If you smoke, you think it’s cool. If you don’t smoke, you’re a loser. If you’ve had sex, you’re a slut. If you haven’t had sex, you’re frigid. If you wear makeup, you’re too loose. If you don’t wear makeup, you’re ugly If you make tons of money, you have tons of friends. If you don’t have tons of money, you’re an outcast. Moral of the story, You can’t please everyone